Have you ever noticed…

Have you ever noticed, the LAST place you look for something is where you find it?

Have you ever noticed, you hit every red light only when you’re in a hurry?

Have you ever noticed, your gas light only comes on when stuck in traffic?

Have you ever noticed you stomach growls the loudest during the prayer at church?

Have you ever noticed when you REALLY have to potty, traffic comes to a stop?

Have you ever noticed the longest part of any trip is getting out of your own state?

Have you ever noticed the people in the “20 items or less” aisle can’t count?

Have you ever noticed the people on “The Andy Griffith Show” were single?

Have you ever noticed that commercials portray men in the 40’s as bumbling idiots?

Have you ever noticed that a sudden storm rolls in when you leave your sunroof open?

Have you ever noticed that a rainy day in the mountains is better than a sunny day at home?

Have you ever noticed when your dog “poots” they look back, then look at you as if saying, “Where did that come from?”

Have you ever noticed how great your car drives after getting it washed?

Have you ever noticed that when you see that “HOT DOUGHNUTS NOW” sign blinking, your mouth starts watering?

Last but not least, have you ever noticed when your children were two or three, and their behavior was not the best, a bad, bad, bad day, and you were frustrated beyond belief but then you looked in on them before retiring for the evening and they were sleeping like little angels? The frustration from the day disappeared, and you went to bed with a smile.